Wednesday, November 19, 2008

yeah. I teach 7th grade. You're welcome.

Things I've actually told 7th graders today:
1. Writing on bathroom walls is creepy. and weird. and just totally bizarre. Please don't.
2. If you've only been going out for 2 days, you can send a break up text.
3. Boys like to win. They like the chase. And sometimes when they catch you, the fun is over and they're no longer interested.
4. Don't text girls. They just read into everything you say.
5. I'm proud of you for studying for your math test. You're gonna do great.
6. When you're older, you need to read "He's just not that into you".
7. I want to love you- PYT- pretty young thing.


Well, my work here is obviously done. You're welcome, future of America, I've done my part!

3 comments:

Bone said...

If you've only been going out for 2 days, you can send a break up text.

LOL Does that apply even when you've been out of 7th grade a few years?

Kate said...

This, especially number 7, totally made me laugh (after a LONG day).

cami said...

Bone- I vote yes. Let me know how she takes it....


Kate- you're welcome :)